Exhibits. Case files. Poor decisions.

Human Evidence

Seeded exhibits — in-world fiction for Phase 1. Not real public uploads.

LAZY

Case File 001 — The Selective Listener

Human ignored three clear requests for a walk, then asked why the house felt “tense.”

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EXPECTED

Case File 002 — Territory Dispute

Human occupied the exact centre of the bed and called it “sharing.”

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REFERRED TO THE BOARD

Case File 003 — Performance Walk

Human announced a “quick walk,” completed one block, and declared the mission accomplished.

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No animals were insulted during the making of this website. Several humans were emotionally inconvenienced.