A reverse-anthropology poster series.

They Told Us

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In-world campaign figures — fiction, not live metrics. Poster art is campaign witness stills; Horse is not a roast mode.

Dingo

We tried to tell you.

You mistake speed for wisdom.

Campaign witness only — not a Get Judged roast mode.

I’ve been watching you for years.

We’ve been singing this since before you invented boats.

No animals were insulted during the making of this website. Several humans were emotionally inconvenienced.